Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Bringing the Heat: Therapy for the Human Race

B-ballers,

Basketball has always been a sport predicated on emotions. No matter where it’s played: playgrounds, rec centers, driveways, arenas or a death row rec yard. An emotional meter that ranges from frustration to jubilation will be put to the test. Feel me?

Basketball is universal. It brings people together, male and female, friend and foe, spiritual and atheist. Basketball is a sport that’s good for the human race. Death row basketball is no different. Our annual b-ball tournament has been in existence since 200. I have manned the position of league statistician (MannofStat) since 2007. I must say, this was our best season to date. Real talk.

Once again, the death row ballers have seized another opportunity to prove that we’re not “the worst of the worst.” In an environment that could easily be perceived as a house built on the foundation of melancholy with windows of despair. Death row b-ball has been a source of positivity, rehabilitation and team work. We have eclipsed our negative predicaments and brought forth something good in all of us. Word is bond!

I asked “Bigg Dogg” what he wanted society to know about death row b-ball. He said, “I want people to know how we as fellow human beings get down on the ball court. All participants dedicate themselves. Practicing throughout the year, whether it’s 30 degrees or 100 degrees, guys truly appreciate the opportunity to display their skills in a team oriented sport. The games are played at such a high intensity level, that even the officers enjoy it.”

“Heart-N-Soul” exhibits a genuine sense of appreciation for this tournament when he was awarded Player of the Week in week 1. “Catching Player of the Week was completely unexpected. It’s a great achievement amongst so many other players who are better than you. I never gave much thought in achieving any individual goals during this tournament. Having fun and winning the championship is the most important achievement.”

Team “Mayhem” finished the season 14-2. They defeated “Heart-N-Soul’s” team “Gatlins” (12-5) in championship game, 60-40. Team “Elixir” (5-9) finished 3rd, but a couple of their players, “Lil’ Bison” and “J-Rock,” have 1st place attitudes when I asked them how death row b-ball has affected their lives. “Lil’ Bison” said, “Basketball doesn’t build character, it reveal it. I’ve witnessed there words manifest themselves here on death row.”

“J-Rock” said, “It’s been a growth experiment, you know, trial and error. I have learned that being an athlete is a service. Ballers provide entertainment, a past time for tans. It’s no different on the row.”

This season has been nothing short of a success. Congrats to team “Mayhem” for winning the chip, in a pure dominant fashion. Special congrats to “The Phenom” for claiming M.V.P. honors in the regular and post season, as well as attaining his 2nd championship in 4 years. That’s what’s up!!

Be Easy,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (Championship Monday) Day 21

B-ballers,

What it do?

Welcome to Championship Monday. The “Gatlins” (12-5) are coming off of a monumental victory. In game 1, they snapped the 13-game winning streak of the mighty “Mayhem” (14-2). Putting themselves in a position for a classical game 2 match up, but their well of optimism ran dry over the weekend.

From Tuesday (10/19), to Friday (10/22), our playoffs became an autobiography for the “Monster Ballers.”

Chapter 1: “The Phenom” in pursuit of his 2nd title in 4 years.

Chapter 2: “Heart-N-Soul” is the Defensive Player of the Year. He becomes a lock for playoff M.V.P if the Gatlins win the chip.

Chapter 3: The explosive combination of “TNT” is now in a position to attain their long time goal of winning a championship together.

Chapter 4: “Billy Ho” blanks in game 1 of the championship. He scores a playoff career high 20 points in an upset victory over the top seeded “Mayhem.”

Chapter 5: “MannofStat” O.D.’d on b-ball euphoria. “Mr. Blue” takes the helm and writes a special edition of “The Blue View.”

Chapter 6: “Billy Ho” and “E-Smoove” are ruled ineligible for game 2 of the finals.

Chapter 7: Coach “Slick Rick” suits up for his undermanned “Gatlins.” He gives them 6 points, 4 rebounds and 1 block, coming off the bench.

Chapter 8: The “Gatlins” led by 9 at the half, but “Mayhem” started the 2nd half with a 17-3 run, and it was official. The “Gatlins” were out of ammunition.

Chapter 9: “The Phenom” completes his playoff run with another championship. He is also the league’s scoring champ. The regular season M.V.P and now, the playoff M.V.P. Monster ballin,’ indeed. Ya heard?

Chapter 10: “MannofStat” closes the books on another productive season.

Acknowledgements:

I wanna thank all of the ballers. Without your participation, there would be no tournament. Special shout to “Psycho.” You could’ve passes on this tournament, due to your severe foot injury, but you kept on swinging and made it back for the playoffs. Now you and your squad, “Mayhem,” reign supreme as the Death Row B-Ball champs of 2010. That’s what’s up!

To the best stat team ever, Mr. Blue, El Indio, and Froggy-Frogg. I couldn’t have done it without you. Your support has made me a better MannofStat. The scorer’s table is a clear scope due to your presence. Thank you.

Father Time, Geezy, Diesel and Heart-N-Soul, good look with the paint job. If I forgot to tell you, I’m telling you now. You did a magnificent job. The fresh paint added a little something to our b-ball swag. Real talk.

I appreciate the rec staff giving us another opportunity to prove we aren’t the worst of the worst. For a minute, this year’s tournament was touch and go, but once again, we’ve proven that our tournament can be a beacon for positivity. No matter how fierce the negativity that surrounds us, may be. Feel me?

In closing, I gotta give it up for my man, “The Phenom.” Congrats on your best season ever, Dunn. You closed out the season with 24 points (14 in the 2nd half), 10 boards, 4 dimes, and 2 steals. Your playoff averages of 31 points (124 total), 9 rebounds 2.1 assists, 2.2 steals, and 0.5 blocks, were phenomenal indeed. 2010 will be known as the season of “The Phenom.” No doubt. Mayhem defeated the Gatlins 60-40.

I hate to say it’s over, but it is what it is. Your MannofStat has left the table, but our memories will go on and on like a rolling stone. Word is bond!

I’m out like a convict on parole.

The End,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann