Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Bringing the Heat: Therapy for the Human Race

B-ballers,

Basketball has always been a sport predicated on emotions. No matter where it’s played: playgrounds, rec centers, driveways, arenas or a death row rec yard. An emotional meter that ranges from frustration to jubilation will be put to the test. Feel me?

Basketball is universal. It brings people together, male and female, friend and foe, spiritual and atheist. Basketball is a sport that’s good for the human race. Death row basketball is no different. Our annual b-ball tournament has been in existence since 200. I have manned the position of league statistician (MannofStat) since 2007. I must say, this was our best season to date. Real talk.

Once again, the death row ballers have seized another opportunity to prove that we’re not “the worst of the worst.” In an environment that could easily be perceived as a house built on the foundation of melancholy with windows of despair. Death row b-ball has been a source of positivity, rehabilitation and team work. We have eclipsed our negative predicaments and brought forth something good in all of us. Word is bond!

I asked “Bigg Dogg” what he wanted society to know about death row b-ball. He said, “I want people to know how we as fellow human beings get down on the ball court. All participants dedicate themselves. Practicing throughout the year, whether it’s 30 degrees or 100 degrees, guys truly appreciate the opportunity to display their skills in a team oriented sport. The games are played at such a high intensity level, that even the officers enjoy it.”

“Heart-N-Soul” exhibits a genuine sense of appreciation for this tournament when he was awarded Player of the Week in week 1. “Catching Player of the Week was completely unexpected. It’s a great achievement amongst so many other players who are better than you. I never gave much thought in achieving any individual goals during this tournament. Having fun and winning the championship is the most important achievement.”

Team “Mayhem” finished the season 14-2. They defeated “Heart-N-Soul’s” team “Gatlins” (12-5) in championship game, 60-40. Team “Elixir” (5-9) finished 3rd, but a couple of their players, “Lil’ Bison” and “J-Rock,” have 1st place attitudes when I asked them how death row b-ball has affected their lives. “Lil’ Bison” said, “Basketball doesn’t build character, it reveal it. I’ve witnessed there words manifest themselves here on death row.”

“J-Rock” said, “It’s been a growth experiment, you know, trial and error. I have learned that being an athlete is a service. Ballers provide entertainment, a past time for tans. It’s no different on the row.”

This season has been nothing short of a success. Congrats to team “Mayhem” for winning the chip, in a pure dominant fashion. Special congrats to “The Phenom” for claiming M.V.P. honors in the regular and post season, as well as attaining his 2nd championship in 4 years. That’s what’s up!!

Be Easy,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (Championship Monday) Day 21

B-ballers,

What it do?

Welcome to Championship Monday. The “Gatlins” (12-5) are coming off of a monumental victory. In game 1, they snapped the 13-game winning streak of the mighty “Mayhem” (14-2). Putting themselves in a position for a classical game 2 match up, but their well of optimism ran dry over the weekend.

From Tuesday (10/19), to Friday (10/22), our playoffs became an autobiography for the “Monster Ballers.”

Chapter 1: “The Phenom” in pursuit of his 2nd title in 4 years.

Chapter 2: “Heart-N-Soul” is the Defensive Player of the Year. He becomes a lock for playoff M.V.P if the Gatlins win the chip.

Chapter 3: The explosive combination of “TNT” is now in a position to attain their long time goal of winning a championship together.

Chapter 4: “Billy Ho” blanks in game 1 of the championship. He scores a playoff career high 20 points in an upset victory over the top seeded “Mayhem.”

Chapter 5: “MannofStat” O.D.’d on b-ball euphoria. “Mr. Blue” takes the helm and writes a special edition of “The Blue View.”

Chapter 6: “Billy Ho” and “E-Smoove” are ruled ineligible for game 2 of the finals.

Chapter 7: Coach “Slick Rick” suits up for his undermanned “Gatlins.” He gives them 6 points, 4 rebounds and 1 block, coming off the bench.

Chapter 8: The “Gatlins” led by 9 at the half, but “Mayhem” started the 2nd half with a 17-3 run, and it was official. The “Gatlins” were out of ammunition.

Chapter 9: “The Phenom” completes his playoff run with another championship. He is also the league’s scoring champ. The regular season M.V.P and now, the playoff M.V.P. Monster ballin,’ indeed. Ya heard?

Chapter 10: “MannofStat” closes the books on another productive season.

Acknowledgements:

I wanna thank all of the ballers. Without your participation, there would be no tournament. Special shout to “Psycho.” You could’ve passes on this tournament, due to your severe foot injury, but you kept on swinging and made it back for the playoffs. Now you and your squad, “Mayhem,” reign supreme as the Death Row B-Ball champs of 2010. That’s what’s up!

To the best stat team ever, Mr. Blue, El Indio, and Froggy-Frogg. I couldn’t have done it without you. Your support has made me a better MannofStat. The scorer’s table is a clear scope due to your presence. Thank you.

Father Time, Geezy, Diesel and Heart-N-Soul, good look with the paint job. If I forgot to tell you, I’m telling you now. You did a magnificent job. The fresh paint added a little something to our b-ball swag. Real talk.

I appreciate the rec staff giving us another opportunity to prove we aren’t the worst of the worst. For a minute, this year’s tournament was touch and go, but once again, we’ve proven that our tournament can be a beacon for positivity. No matter how fierce the negativity that surrounds us, may be. Feel me?

In closing, I gotta give it up for my man, “The Phenom.” Congrats on your best season ever, Dunn. You closed out the season with 24 points (14 in the 2nd half), 10 boards, 4 dimes, and 2 steals. Your playoff averages of 31 points (124 total), 9 rebounds 2.1 assists, 2.2 steals, and 0.5 blocks, were phenomenal indeed. 2010 will be known as the season of “The Phenom.” No doubt. Mayhem defeated the Gatlins 60-40.

I hate to say it’s over, but it is what it is. Your MannofStat has left the table, but our memories will go on and on like a rolling stone. Word is bond!

I’m out like a convict on parole.

The End,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Monday, November 29, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (The Blue View) Day 20


For the championship. Gatlins vs Mayhem. It all comes down to this, for the Gatlins, its win or you’re done. For team Mayhem there is a 13-game winning streak and supreme confidence. They’ve been a runaway train all season long. A Mayhem victory seems a foregone conclusion; or is it?


Heart-N-Soul’s 17 points, 7 rebounds, 3 assists,3 steals and impassioned play steers the ship for the Gatlins; and team Mayhem starts out tight. Then “The Phenom” 38 points, 8 rebounds, 1 assist, 2 steals and 1 block begins to heat up, repeatedly beating the double team seemingly at will. Adeptly feinting and maneuvering like a master of puppets. An extremely gifted athlete; a joy to watch.


“The Phenom” picked up his 3rd foul late in the first half. And aside from “Scoop’s” 9 points (8 in the 1st half), 8 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal, and 2 blocks, Mayhem was unbalanced – “The Phenom” and “Scoop” scoring all but one of the team’s 1st half points – and they were clearly out-played by the Gatlins who were buoyed by big time efforts from “Nasty Nas” 7 points, 13 rebounds and “Billy Ho” 20 points (a career playoff high – 13 in the 1st half), 7 rebounds and 1 steal to take a 32-21 lead at the half.


Mayhem begins the 2nd half in a blur going on an 8-0 run. The Gatlins do not look like the same inspired team of the 1st half, but just as it appears Mayhem would take control of the game, “Heart-N-Soul” (Man on Fire) comes up huge to stem the tide. Then “The Phenom” sensing the chip, cuts the lead to (4), as low as its been since early in the 1st half. The Gatlins seemed to be wilting under the Mayhem surge. Then, out of the phone booth steps “Billy Ho” to save the day with a monster trey to push the lead to 49-42. Mayhem responds. “Billy Ho” answers back. “The Phenom” slashes, scores. “Billy Ho” in the corner; nothing but net. Suddenly crunch time is “Billy Ho” time! But, Mayhem makes a frenzied late push. Back to back treys from “Diesel” 7 points (all in the 2nd half), 5 rebounds and “The Phenom.”


Mayhem takes its first lead 58-55. Under 5 minutes to play. It’s a one point lead with under a minute to play. A crucial turnover by Mayhem and uncharacteristic sloppy play down the stretch give the Gatlins life. Under 10 seconds. The Gatlins go to “Bucktown” 10 points, 6 rebounds and 2 steals. In the paint – a driving basket… and the foul; pandemonium!! After the made free throw it’s the Gatlins by 2. Seven seconds. “The Phenom” is fouled. The best free throw shooter in the league… misses the front end of a one & one – Gatlins win 60-58! An instant classic!


Coach “Slick Rick” dedicated this win to his superstar guard – first team All-World selection and reigning league M.V.P “Lil’ Magic” who is unable to participate and with whom he has teamed to win the last two league titles. We will have a final game. Can Coach “Slick Rick” and the Gatlins do the improbably and win it all without the reigning league M.V.P? Or, will team Mayhem come back with a vengeance? Tune in Monday when the MannofStat will bring the word to the masses.


This is the final installment of The Blue View; the pleasure has been all mine. Thanks to the MannofStat for the opportunity and allowing me to share rare air; it is truly an honor-word is bond! Much respect to the recreation staff. They made it fun everyday. And, big ups to all the players. You make it go. We have our ups and downs, but we live and we learn and we continue to grow. The only thing that’s final is the score, ya heard?

Fade to Blue…

One Love,

Mr. Blue
Copyright © 2010 by Paul Brown

Monday, November 22, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (Fuego) Day 19

B-ballers,


What’s crackin?

The name of the game is elimination. Yesterday (Day 18, The Blue View) “The Realest” were the first to go on the extinction list. Today team “Elixir” followed. “TNT” was much too much for the “Elixir” squad to conquer. “TNT,” “E-Smoove” and “Bucktown” combined for 44 of team “Gatlins” 71 points. Mass production compared to their 12 and 4 point subpar efforts in yesterday’s 66-54 loss to team “Mayhem.”

Today’s atmosphere was electric. “Bucktown” led the “Gatlins” in an inspirational pregame chant, while “Elixir” coach “Red” attempted to engage the “Gatlins” in some verbal pregame fireworks. The trash talking, the hard fouls and the competitiveness make up the triangle for playoff basketball across the board. The NBA or deathrow, playoff basketball ignites a fire within the most subtle of characters. So acknowledge: There’s a sweet song playing on death row and I’m about to turn up the volume. Ya heard?

“Gatlins” (11-4) vs “Elixir” (6-9)

Both teams want to play for the chip, but only one can advance. The “Gatlins” clinched a date with team “Mayhem” for one of possibly two championship games tomorrow. They defeated “Elixir” 71-56. The “Gatlins” were led by the “E-Smoove” operator. Taking no shorts, “E-Smoove” dropped a heavy load on team “Elixir.” He finished the day with a monstrous 26 points (15 in the 2nd half), 6 rebounds, 4 feeds, 4 steals and 4 swats. “Bucktown” recorded his first double/double of the postseason. He tallied, 18 points (playoff career best), 10 boards, 2 assists and 2 blocks. An explosive output for “TNT” indeed, but coach “Slick Rick” lit the fuse in yesterday’s Rap Session: “They have to play like there’s no tomorrow, because it’s now or never.”

“Nasty Nas” took heed to his coach’s declaration. He responded with 4 points, 14 boards (playoff career best) and 4 swats(playoff career best). “Flex” was the symbolism for victory when he came off the bench to contribute 3 points to a dominant “Gatlins” victory.

“J-Rock” put forth another big time playoff performance. He led “Elixir” with 24 points (14 in the 2nd half), 14 boards, 4 feeds, 3 steals and 4 swats. He exits this year’s postseason with playoff averages of 22.1 points, 11.1 rebounds, 4.1 assists, 1.1 steals and 2.2 blocks. Team “Elixir” led 30-25 at the reces, but the “Gatlins” beat them on the glass 41-30.

In 3 playoff outings, “Hear-N-Soul” has averaged 23.2 points, 8 rebounds, 3 assists, and 2.1 steals. He finished the day with 16 points (6/6 from the stripe), 9 boards and 3 thefts. The pulse of “Heart-N-Soul” is beating all the way to the championship game. His hypertensive on court activities will be essential if team “Gatlins” has any chance of ending the 13 game winning streak of team “Mayhem.” Ya heard?

2010 All-Tournament Squad

“The Phenom”

“Heart-N-Soul”

“J-Rock”

“E-Smoove”

“Silk Money”

Honorable mentions: “Bigg Dogg,” The Human Eraser”, “Nasty Nas” and “Bucktown”

Nuff Said,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Bringing the Heat: Week 9 Rap Session

B-ballers,


The final week of our b-ball tournament is upon us. It’s the part of the season where I love what’s to come, but I hate when it’s over. Feel me?  With 2 playing days remaining, I caught up with the title hoisting tandem of player and coach, “Lil’ Magic” and his coach “Slick Rick.” Over the past 3 seasons, the two have collaborated for 2 championships and an all-time best, 39-6 record. Word is bond!

But, this season has cast a major pothole in the middle of their road to glory. The absence of “Lil’ Magic” from the year’s postseason is big. Looking in the stat book and not recording his numbers seems foreign to me: “Rebound Lil’ Magic, assist Lil’ Magic, steal Lil’ Magic, basket & 1, Lil’ Magic.” I mean, if I’m going through withdrawal, I can only imagine what his coach is experiencing. Well, I guess the only way to find out is to ask. Right?

MannofStat: Madd drama coach.

Slick: Yeah MannofStat, it is.

MannofStat: You lose the league’s reigning M.V.P. right before the playoffs, but you gained a 1st team All-World selection and a former Defensive Player of the Year. Are you relieved or still disappointed?

Slick: Losing Lil’ Magic was a tough blow. He gives so much to his team as a leader. The intangibles he brings to a team is immeasurable. In the past 2 years he’s won the chip. So, its disappointing to know that he won’t be in this year’s postseason defending his title. But, we have to move on. What’s done is done. The addition of “E-Smoove” and “Bucktown” gives us a legitimate shot at winning the chip and for that, I’m relieved.

MannofStat: “Lil’ Magic,” your backcourt was basically unstoppable this year. HBO and Showtime put up some phenomenal numbers. What adjustments will your squad have to make in your absence?

Lil’ Magic: They’re definitely gonna have to trust each other more. And, everyone is gonna have to step their game up a notch. (Pauses and shakes his head)

MannofStat: It’s killing you not to be out there competing, isn’t it?

Lil’ Magic: No doubt man. I feel bad for letting my team down, by not being able to finish the year. I can’t blame nobody but myself for getting a write-up for something so minor.

MannofStat: That’s real talk Dunn, but you know “Heart-N-Soul” is gonna bring the show to the people. If your role players bring the heat, it shouldn’t be that difficult to overcome your absence.

Lil’ Magic: True that MannofStat. I don’t doubt that “Nasty Nas” and “Billy Ho” can step it up, but I’d much rather be in the heat of the battle with my teammates. Not watching them from the sidelines.

Slick: Let me say this, I expect “Nasty Nas” and “Billy Ho” to take their games to the next level. Both of them are capable of taking it over. They have to play like there is no tomorrow, because its now or never.

MannofStat: Aight. Well, tell me this coach, with your recent acquisition of “TNT,” is Mayhem still the favorite to win the chip?

Slick: Of course. I mean, they won their last 11 games including the last 2 against us (Gatlins). They’re the regular season champs. They’re definitely the team to beat, but there are four teams fighting for the chip. So, for now, team Mayhem is the favorite. But, the team that wants it the most will be the favorite when the final buzzer sounds.

Lil’ Magic: “The Phenom” is a tough match up for anybody. He’s a great player and he has a strong supporting cast, which will make it even tougher to stop him. If we can contain him and force his teammates into taking some bad shots, I think we can beat them.

Note: “Mayhem” defeated the “Gatlins” 66-54. Team “Gatlins” will play “Elixir” tomorrow. The winner faces “Mayhem” in the championship game/games. So, the predictions of “Lil’ Magic” and “Slick Rick” can still come to pass. Ya heard?

Be Easy,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (The Blue View) Day 18

Sixty-two degrees overcast and partly cloudy, a ten percent chance of precipitation in playoff-intensified air! Game one featured the 2nd seed “Gatlins” vs the #1 seed “Mayhem.” At the 19:38 mark, .22 into the contest: “Timeout Mayhem.” The call came not from coach “Dirty Bird”, but from the wily veteran, “Diesel” who spoke to his team with vehemence. The only words clearly decipherable from the scorer’s table were “no layups!”

Message received. “Mayhem” emerged from the time out playing ferocious defense. Not only challenging every shot, but also every pass, every rebound; every dribble. A gritty performance by “Heart-N-Soul” who had 12 points, 3 rebounds, 2 assists in the first half finishing with 29 points (career high), 5 rebounds, 6 assists and 1 steal. He was countered by a just as determined “The Phenom” 33 points (17 in 1st half) 11 rebounds, 1 assist, 3steals, 1 block (16/17 from the stripe) – 32-21, “Mayhem” at the half.


Points were hard to come by for the “Gatlins” for the defensive intensity by “Mayhem” never waned. “Scoop,” 13 points, 11 rebounds, 1 steal and 2 blocks, fouled out at the 5:22 mark. And, just as it seemed the “Gatlins” would make a late push, a 3 point dagger by “Frost,” 5 points, 1 rebound, 4 assists, 2 steals and 1 block off the bench killed all momentum and sealed the win 66-54.

Although the “Gatlins” lost “Lil’ Magic,” they are still a deeply talented team acquiring “E-Smoove” 12 points, 9 rebounds, 3 assists, 1 steal and 4 blocks and “Bucktown” 4 points, 8 rebounds, 1 assist, 1 steal and 2 blocks via supplemental draft. But, they have not had the time to gel as a unit and they were not prepared for the defensive onslaught that was “Mayhem!”

Game 2 featured the #4 seed “The Realest” vs the #3 seed “Elixir” in an elimination game. “Silk Money” 24 points, 13 rebounds, 2 assists and 1 steal is on his game early 18-10 advantage. “Elixir” lead by “J-Rock” 30 points, 10 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal and 3 blocks, respond with a 14-6 run; and it’s on and poppin. “The Realest” lead by 3 (34-31) at the half, getting a boost from “Scrappy” who hit 11 of his 13 points in the 1st half. It was nip and tuck the rest of the way.

Tempers flared, elbows flew, double fouls were called: playoff basketball. “Elixir” loses “Bigg Dogg” 11 points, 3 rebounds and 1 steal, to visitation with 11:08 to play and a seeming advantage went to “The Realest.” But, great team chemistry from “The Gem,” “Big Shot Bo” and “Lil’ Bison”, who combined for 16 points, 15 rebounds, 7 assists and 2 blocks along with “J-Rock” to close it out down the stretch and hold on for a 57-51 win.

And, we say goodbye to “The Realest” and thanks for the effort. Also much respect for being men of character. This is our league and we represent it with everything we do. And we will be back tomorrow with unfinished business. I’m out.

Mr. Blue

Copyright © 2010 by Paul Brown

Monday, November 15, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (Humidity) Day 17




B-ballers,


What it do?

After all of the controversy, suspensions and team realignments, the playoffs are finally here. Despite the fact that you can’t please everybody and we’ll never be able to agree on everything, the one thing that we can all attest to: “A black eye in the game doesn’t keep the cream from rising to the top.” Ya heard? B-ballers, welcome to the playoffs!

The first contest of this 2010 postseason featured the top seeded “Mayhem” (12-1) vs “The Realest” (1-12). This year’s regular season M.V.P “The Phenom” was in rare form. He scored 13 of his team’s 27 first half points. He finished the day with 29 point (6/9 from the stripe), 7 rebounds, 3 assists and 3 steals. “The Human Eraser” tallied his first double/double of this year’s postseason. He finished with 18 points (11 in the 2nd half), 11 boards, 2 assists, 3 steals and 1 block.

This game was close early. “The Realest” trailed 27-21 at the half, but team “Mayhem” beat them to loose balls and outscored “The Realest” 32-16 in the 2nd half. “Silk Money” and “Concrete” combined for 20 points, 16 rebounds, 2 assists, 3 steals and 2 blocks, to lead “The Realest.” All predictions proved to be true as team “Mayhem” advances to the winner’s bracket with a 59-37 drubbing of “The Realest.”

Game 2 was a rollercoaster ride for the fans of team “Gatlins” (10-3), as well as for the fans of team “Elixir” (5-8). Controversy surrounds the “Gatlins” due to the last season acquisition of the explosive tandem known as “TNT.” Acquired from the now defunct “Ruffnex” squad, “E-Smoove” brings his 18 points, 9.7 rebounds and 2.3 blocks to a “Gatlins” backcourt that no longer has the services of 1st team All-World selection and last’s season’s M.V.P., “Lil’ Magic.”

The other half of TNT, “Bucktown” brings a high level of frontcourt aggressiveness in the form of 15.3 points and 7.4 rebounds a game. In the absence of Lil Magic, TNT combined for 17 points, 14 boards, 4 assists, 7 thefts and 4 blocks. This is probably the biggest team acquisition since Lebron James and Chris Bosh sailed into Sout Beach. Na mean?

“Heart-N-Soul” is the glue that holds team “Gatlins” together. He led all scorers with 26 points (16 in the 1st half). The “Gatlins” took a commanding 32-19 lead, going into the break. “Billy Ho” was a key factor in the 2nd half. His total line was 12 points (2/4 from the stripe), 4 rebounds, 2 assists and 1 steals. “Nasty Nas” contributed 6 points, 10 boards, 1 steal, and 1 block to the “Gatlins” cause.

Defense became offense for team “Gatlins.” They led by as much as 19 points, but team “Elixir’s” “J-Rock” kept the game in reach by bringing his all-purpose game to the battleground. He finished with 13 points, 10 boards, 7 dimes, 1 steal and 1 block. Team “Elixir” cut the lead to 6, 53-47 with 7:32 left to play. “J-Rock” was 1 of 4 “Elixir” players to score in double figures. “Bigg Dogg” finished with a team high 15 points, including the 2 clutch free throws to tie the game at 59, with less than 2 minutes to play. He also tallied 8 rebounds, 2 assists and 1 block.

“The Gem” finished with 12 points (4/4 from the stripe), 1 assist and 2 steals. “Lil’ Bison” got in the mix with 11 points, 2 rebounds, 1 assist and 2 steals. It was a great team effort, to come back and nearly steal this 1st round game from the 2nd seeded team “Gatlins,” but, “Heart-N-Soul” sealed the fate of team “Elixir” by nailing 2 clutch free throws with 3.8 seconds to play, sending “Elixir” to the loser’s bracket with a troublesome 61-59 loss. “Heart-N-Soul” finished with 26 points (7/9 from the stripe), 10 boards (playoff career high), 3 assists and 3 steals.

The new identity of team “Gatlins” has proven victorious today. We’ll see how they match up with top seeded “Mayhem” tomorrow. Be sure to catch this week’s Rap Session with “Gatlins’” coach “Slick Rick” and “Mr. Basketball,” “Lil’ Magic.” Until then, holla if ya hear me.

Be Easy,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Monday, November 8, 2010

Bringing the Heat: Week 8 Rap Session

B-ballers,


What’s poppin?

Life is surely what you make it. So, it shouldn’t be hard to conceive the thought of a death row prisoner establishing a legacy founded on authenticity, diligence and positivity. My existence is defined by my ability to facilitate others. As the MannofStat, I don’t create enthusiasm, I convey it. Feel me?

This week’s Rap Session is more of a graduation than an interview. The Phenom has spent more than a decade establishing himself as more than just a scorer. Over the years his growth as a baller has been nothing short of phenomenal. Na mean?

The league’s all-time leading scorer has claimed another scoring title (33 points per game). His squad, Mayhem (11-1) is the top seed going into the postseason and the letter “P” in the abbreviation M.V.P now stands for “Phenom.” Ya heard?

MannofStat: Phenom, what it do?

Phenom: What’s poppin?

MannofStat: Mayhem is doing work, Dunn.

Phenom: No doubt.

MannofStat: Every time I see that Allstate commercial, I think of all the damage your squad is doing.

Phenom: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you from Mayhem like Allstate. (Laughs)

MannofStat: (Laughs) I mean, you ended the regular season on an 11 game winning streak.

Phenom: True indeed.

MannofStat: The last time you were on a squad that finished the regular season on a lengthy winning streak was in 2007 with the “Undertakerz.” Talk about how that season ended and how it compares with this season.

Phenom: The Undertakerz, under the strict and enthusiastic coach, “Smokey” was nothing short of exhilarating. He made sure that every member of our squad made a contribution, including himself, shouting encouraging epithets from the sideline (Laughs).

MannofStat: No doubt. (Laughs) “Smoke-Digga” has never been known for biting his tongue. Ya heard?

Phenom: That’s real. We ended that regular season strong and like this season, after losing that opening game, we said: “Yo, we’re better than this.” And, with that realization, we played better. Our 2007 season ended with us (Undertakerz) winning the chip and that’s how I see this season’s run. It’s all about heart and determination, something that team Mayhem has plenty of.

MannofStat: I can’t help but think about me, you, Tricky Trap and E-Boogie (R.I.P.) doing our thing back in the day. What has changed the most about your game since those hot summer days on D-block?

Phenom: That’s a good question. For one, I have to rely more on my jump shot now rather than penetration. To sum it up, you can say I have a grown man’s game. Like yours, only a little more flare (Laughs).

MannofStat: Aight, you want me to put the pen down and come out of retirement don’t you? (Laughs)

Phenom: (Laughs) No need man. You Tricky Trap and E-Boogie (R.I.P) are iconic to me. Playing with you and against you guys was an honor. Real talk.

MannofStat: That’s what’s up.

Phenom: If I can, I would like to comment on a past interview you had with Lil’ Bison and Concrete.

MannofStat: Do what you do, Dunn. Leave the masses with some realness.

Phenom: Well, the question was: “how has death row b-ball affected their lives?” Their responses touched me. Their words reverberated my thoughts. We are called the worse of the worst due to a propagation of fear and insufficient understanding. Feel me?

MannofStat: For sure.

Phenom: This is a good look, MannofStat. We need all of the positive press that we can get.

MannofStat: Word is bond!

Nuff said,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Bringing the Heat: Regular Season Wrap Up


Scoring Champ/ Regular Season M.V.P
The Phenom (12 games played)
33 points (396) total), 8.1 rebounds, 2.5 assists and 2.5 steals

Defensive Player of the Year
Heart-N-Soul (12 games played)
3.8 steals per game (44 total)

Top Rebounder
The Carpenter (10 games played)
16 rebounds per game (160 total)

Assist Leader
Lil’ Magic (12 games played)
3.8 assists per game (46 total)

Top Shot Blocker
The Human Eraser (12 games played)
4.4 blocks per game (52 total)

Most Improved Player
Billy Ho (12 games played)
9.1 points (21 career high), 3.5 rebounds, 1.8 steals and .8 assists

Top 6th Man
Instant Offense (12 games palyed)
Career high 22 points

Hack Man Award Winner
Silk Money (12 games played)
39 fouls, 1 disqualification

Bringing the Heat: The Blue View Day 16


The final game of the regular season. Unfortunately prison politics has resulted in mass player ineligibility and confusion. And, what began as an activity to boost self-esteem improve morale and contribute to a more stable environment for inmate and staff alike is turning into an episode of the Twilight zone.

Today’s game featuring team #3 Ruffnex vs team #5 Elixir has the Ruffnex suiting up only four (4) players and no coach. However, as prisoners with little to no resources, we are accustomed to having to make something out of nothing – and that is exactly what happened today in what turned out to be the most entertaining game of the season.

Elixir pulled out to an early lead, but the competitive spirit of the Ruffnex had the air charged with electricity. An incredible shooting display by Ernie “Instant Offense,” who proved that he can also be effective in a starting role, poured in 14 of his career high 22 points in the 1st half to keep the game close. “Bucktown” (23 points, 8 rebounds, and 5 blocks) did what he do, combining with Ernie for 27 of the Rufnex 35 1st half point total.

On the other side, Jimi-Jam (21 points, 9 rebounds, 1 assist and 3 steals) was on fire, hitting seemingly from everywhere and Elixir lead at the half, 39-35. “Runny Ray” (8 points, 15 rebounds, 2 assists), energy and never say die attitude characterized his team’s play throughout the game. “E-Smoove” did not score his first point until 3:58 of the 1st half, but that was the only part of his game that was off.

He expended a super-human effort on both ends of the court and literally left it all on the floor. He finished with a sick line of (14 points, 14 rebounds, 9 assists, 5 steals and 3 blocks) and the Ruffnex took a 5 point lead early in the 2nd half, but “The Gem” (22 point, 11 rebounds, 5 assists and 2 steals) pumped in 18 of his 22 points in the 2nd half and was the glue that stabilized Elixir leading them to a 77-67 win.

Solid performances by “J-Rock” (8 points, 12 rebounds, 6 assists, 2 steals and 2 blocks), “Bigg Dogg (17 points, 10 rebounds, 7 assists, and 2 steals) and “Big-Shot Bo” (7 points, 16 rebounds) and total domination of the boards with Elixir grabbing 61, the highest total in one game for any team this season.

Big ups to Elixir coach “Red” for a classy coaching effort in an awkward situation; an all season long. Today, lemons became lemonade. Great game! And the winner was – The human spirit. Basketball and life: Team sports, ya heard?

Player of the week honors go to your 6th man of the year; Ernie “Instant Offense”. Congratulations “Instant O” on a great week and a great season. See ya in the playoffs.

Mr. Blue
Copyright © 2010 by Paul Brown

Bringing the Heat: Week 7 Rap Session

B-ballers,


What it do?

Since the origin of basketball, every era has had a baller or two who’s credited for revolutionizing the sport (e.g. Wilt Chamberlin (60’s), Earl “The Pearl” Monroe (70’s), Michael “Air” Jordan (80’s), & Allen “The Answer” Iverson (90’s)).

With that said, I introduce you to the Lincoln & the Cadillac of our league, J-Rock of team Elixir (4-7) and Silk Money of the Realest (1-10). On cruise control, these cats fill up the stat sheet whenever they take the court. In their last head to head matchup, they combined for 45 points, 21 rebounds, 7 steals and 3 blocks. They are the manifestations of a revolutionary b-ball league. So open your ears b-ballers and embrace the sounds of truth, because “the Revolution Will Not be Televised.” Ya heard? Thanks for the jewel, Mr. Gill Scott Herron.

MannofStat: J-Rock, what’s good Dunn?

J-Rock: What’s good mann.

MannofStat: You took 3 stitches to the eye. The next game you played with a latex glove to protect the abrasions on your shooting hand. Injuries have been somewhat of an issue. Will you be 100% for the playoff stretch?

J-Rock: I mean, being 100% is a luxury. In society, as a convicted felon on death row, my essence is already degraded to some degree. We sleep on steel and ball on concrete. Just because you see blood, don’t make it a foul. This is death row b-ball. There is no 100% guarantee.

Even if my body is feeling good, my subconscious might be in the courts with the State Bureau of Investigations or the Racial Justice Act, but you battle and you learn. You play through whatever. That’s the making of a champion.

MannofStat: For sure.

Silk: No doubt.

MannofStat: Silk, do you think your squad can make a legitimate run in the playoffs?

Silk: All I can say is don’t sleep on us cause we can be somebody’s nightmare. My dream was always to play ball. I didn’t get to finish school so this death row tournament is the closest I can get to my dream right now. Come playoffs, I’m a bring it. Not just for me, but for my teammates and everyone responsible for helping me improve my game. You’ll see.

MannofStat: I don’t doubt it Dunn. I watched you bring the heat last season when you took top 6th man and rookie of the year honors.

Silk: Yeah, we (team Locked & Loaded) won the chip and we broke one of your precious team “Dynasty” records too.

MannofStat: (Laughs)

J-Rock: (Laughs) Which one?

Silk: Margin of victory, Rock. 46 points. Respect the game fellas.

MannofStat: Respect

Silk: It was a good year with “Locked and Loaded,” but I felt like I had a lot to prove last season. You know, I was trying to establish myself as a baller. This season, I wanna be the reason my teammates get better.

MannofStat: What type of impact has death row b-ball had on your life J-Rock?

J-Rock: At times, its been troublesome, yet rewarding. A growth experience, you know trial and error. The court is a place where I can break out of my normal reticence. Nothing is hidden. Any feelings or emotions that are camouflaged elsewhere are revealed on the court.

MannofStat: No doubt. You gotta leave it all on the court to be recognized as one of the best.

J-Rock: For real, I mean, prison is like being in an atmosphere of stealth. I’ve learned that being an athlete is a service. Ballers provide entertainment, a past time for fans. It’s no different on the row. Feel me?

MannofStat: Most definitely, Dunn. Ms. Angela Davis said it best: “Walls turned sideways are bridges.” Death row b-ball is the bridge that fills the gap between us and the masses. And, if you don’t know, now you know. Word is bond!

Keep on Keepin,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (Humidity) Day 15

B-ballers,

What’s good?

Our tournament took a low blow this past weekend. Eight ballers were rules ineligible for this upcoming post season, leaving team Ruffnex (4-7) with 4 available players. We’ll get a taste of how competitive these four players can be when they square off with team Elixir (4-7) on Wednesday, in a battle for the #3 seed. Starting a game with only four players will be a first for death row basketball. Real talk.

It’s disheartening to know that some of our favorite ballers won’t be competing for this season’s chip. The truth is this: sometimes the politics of the penitentiary outweighs the privileges of the prisoner. But, no form of politics has ever been 100% legitimacy. Feel me?

As I write this, our death row b-ball tournament is being dissected like the North Carolina Tar Heels’ football program. Word is bond! For the sake of the ballers who have been disqualified, for the inquiring minds of the masses, and for the memory of my man, Earl J. Richmond, aka, “The Blueprint,” the ball has to keep on rolling in order for my ink to continue flowing. Na mean?

The only game played today was Mayhem (11-1) vs The Realest (1-11). This game came down to the wire. The stench of upset was in the air. The Realest, searching for a reason to be inspired going into the postseason, trailed 31-28 at the break. Silk Money led the Realest with a career high 28 points (5/11 from the stripe). He literally took over this game by imposing his will and giving the Realest a 5 point lead with 8:36 to play.

The Phenom refused to relinquish team Mayhem’s b-ball superiority in what should’ve been a meaningless game for Mayhem. But, if you don’t know, now you know. No game is meaningless to The Phenom. He led team Mayhem with 34 points (7/11 from the stripe), 14 boards, 2 assists and 2 steals, extending the Mayhem winning streak to 11 games, by pulling out a 61-55 victory.

“The Blanket” tallied 11 points (3 treys), 2 rebounds and 2 assists for team Mayhem. Silk Money’s total line was: 28 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assists, 2 steals and 1 block. Defensive stopper for The Realest, Concrete tallied his first double/double of the season, 13 points (9 in the 1st half), 11 boards and 1 block. The point, The General, contributed 10 points, including 2 back to back treys to tie the game at 40 with 13:01 left to play. He also snatched 8 rebounds and had 1 steal.

I want the recently disqualified ballers to hear this: The forfeiture of your participation does not exclude you from our b-ball fam. Keep your head tight. Ya heard?

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Bringing the Heat (The Blue View) Day 14

After a full week off, b-ball is back and we are once again putting in work. To quote my man Rick Ross, “Hallelujah!” We’re only one day away from double elimination playoffs, but the tension is already in the air. How bad do you want it?


Game 1 featured Team #1 Gatlins vs team #3 Ruffnex. The Ruffnex started out tight. Points were hard to come by due to Lil’ Magic (19 points, 11 rebounds, 2 assists, 6 steals) and the Prince of Thieves, Heart-N-Soul (17 points, 8 rebounds, 6 assists, 7 steals) filling the lanes like technicians combining for 13 steals. But, the Ruffnex find a way with aggressive play and go on a 9-0 run to take a 5 point lead.

The Gatlins respond with a 8-3 run of their own. “Instant Offense” came off the bench to give the Ruffnex a huge spark with two rainbow shots from downtown Raleigh. And, the Ruffnex held a 2 point advantage at the half 26-24. The 2nd half began at a blistering pace. The Ruffnex pushed their lead to as many as 17 points playing as well as they have all season. E-Smoove was on another planet. He lead all scorers with (24 points, 15 rebounds, 5 assists, 2 blocks) and Chubsta chipped in with (8points, 18 rebounds, 4 assists, 3 steals); just another day at the office for the chairman of the boards.

Bucktown contributed a steady (14 points, 8 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal, 1 block). The Gatlins fought back like gladiators and eventually cut the lead to four, but that’s as close as they would get. The difference for the Ruffnex was communication, help defense and (16) assists; a season high for the team – solid all around fundamentals. Final 61-57.

Game 2 featured team #5 Elixir vs team #4 the Realest – Bloody Thursday. We had sloppy play to begin and aggressive plat throughout reminiscent of a Ravens-Steelers match up. There were a few plays that could very well have been called unnecessary roughness. And in fact we did have a lane-violation called “offsetting penalties.” Bigg Dogg (3 points, 16 rebounds, 1 assist, 2 steals) made his presence felt with 11 1st half boards and Big-Shot Bo had (7 points, 3 rebounds, 1 steal, 3 blocks) at the half to stabilize team Elixir and give them a 6 point edge at the half 27-21. The 2nd half began with Pitt Bull (14 points, 16 rebounds, 1 assist, 3 steals) playing big and The Realest fighting back to take a 2 point lead. Elixir regroups. J-Rock (26 points, 8 rebounds, 1 steal, 2 blocks) hit 7-straight points for team Elixir.

The Realest kept it close with spectacular play from Silk Money (19 points, 13 rebounds, 5 assists, 6 steals, 1 block) and hard hat-lunch bucket play from Concrete (7 points, 11 rebounds, 1 assist, 2 steals, 1 block) but it was not enough and Elixir held off the Realest 53-49. And if this is an example of what the playoffs have in store, I’ll bring the first –aid kit. You can find me at the scorer’s table where the score is what you make it. And when the ref blows the whistle and points at you – oh yes; the foul is on you! Next stop: Playoffs

Mr. Blue
Copyright © 2010 by Paul Brown

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Bringing the Heat (Humidity) Update

B-ballers,


What’s good?

The whistles have been on hiatus since 9/23/10. I’ve been told that play will resume on Thursday (10/7/10). My time away from the table has been brutal to my b-ball soul. But, I’ve been seeking refuge through football. I’m a devout Penn State Nittany Lions’ fan (3-2) and everyone knows that I bleed Eagles’ green (2-2). Needless to say, this past weekend didn’t make being away from the table no better.

Penn State got trounced by the Iowa Hawkeyes 24-3 and Donovan McNabb came back to town and stole a “Vicktory” from the Philly faithful. Na mean? But, it’s all good. I’ll always be true to my crew. Speaking of, I wanna take this opportunity to stay true to the “Monster Ballers” in our league. We still have two days (4games) remaining in the regular season, but here’s a forecast of how some of the ballers are putting it down, going into the post season.

Check the math, then holla if ya hear me.

Be Easy,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann



Monster Ballers

The Phenom (11 games played)
*32.9 points (362 total), 8.5 rebounds, 2.5 assists, 27 steals (29 total)

Lil’ Magic (11 games played)
23 points (253 total), 10 rebounds (110 total), *4assists (44 total), *3.5 steals (38 total)

Heart-N-Soul (11 games played)
19.4 points (213 total), 7.1 rebounds, 3.1 assists (34 total), 3.4 steals (37 total)

The Human Eraser (11 games played)
13.1 points (144 total), 10.8 rebounds (118 total), *4.5 blocks (49 total), 2.7 steals (29 total)

E-Smoove (10 games played)
18.5 points (185 total), 8.6 rebounds, 1.8 assists, 1.3 steals (27 total), 2.2 blocks (22 total)

Silk Money (10 games played)
17.7 points (177 total), 9.3 rebounds, 3.2 assists, 2.7 steals (27 total), 2.1 blocks (21 total)

J-Rock (8 games played)
16.4 points, 8 rebounds, 2.6 assists, 2.3 steals (19 total) and 1.3 blocks

Bucktown (10 games played)
14.9 points, 6.9 rebounds, 1.6 blocks, 1.5 steals, 1.7 assists

Bigg Dogg (10 games played)
12.3 points (123 total), 11.1 rebounds, 1.7 steals, 3.4 assists

The Carpenter (9 games played)
8.2 points, *15.7 rebounds (142 total), 2.4 steals, 2.3 assists


*League Leading Stat

Monday, November 1, 2010

Bringing the Heat: Week 6 Rap Session

B-ballers,

What it do?

This week the rain got the best of us. Putting our regular season finale on hold until next week. The whistles have been nonexistent, but the ballers continue to make noise. Ya heard?

This week’s Rap Session is a special blend of reflection, enthusiasm and history, so break out your metaphorical umbrellas, because last week’s co-player of the week, The Diesel is gonna shower you with the realness of death row b-ball.

MannofStat: Diesel, what’s good Dunn?

Diesel: What’s up, MannofStat?

Both: Exchange the team Dynasty handshake (2 slaps of the right palm).

MannofStat: We go way back Dunn. D-block, Mobb Deep, and Team Dynasty. To your recollection, what was our best tournament?

Diesel: Without a doubt, 2006 man. When team Dynasty took the chip.

MannofStat: Word is bond. We did that Dynasty handshake all season long. Right?

Diesel: And in the championship, the whole squad wore our left sock pulled all the way up to our knees, in memory of The Blueprint..

MannofStat: Yeah, 2006 was history in the making for sure.

Diesel: We had a lot of talent on that team, man. Lil’ Magic, Heart-N-Soul, E-Boogie (R.I.P), J-Rock and you Maestro.

MannofStat: Maestro?

Diesel: Yeah, you was the conductor and we made some beautiful music that season. Know what I’m saying?

MannofStat: Aight. I’m feeling that.

Diesel: That championship meant a lot to that team, because 2005 was a stressful year. I wasn’t focused in 2005. But, in 2006 I just wanted to do it, like Nike. Going 14-0 that way we did set a b-ball precedent.

MannofStat: Speaking of b-ball precedents, D-block was considered baller’s row at one time. Cats like “Cornbread,” Ed Lemmons (R.I.P.), Robbie Lyons (R.I.P.), Willie Fisher (R.I.P), John Daniels (R.I.P.) and “Jamal” Desmond Carter (R.I.P.) required you to bring you’re a-game every rec period. Lil’ Magic and The Phenom were youngstas on the come up. But they were still holding their own, but when I say the name Earl J. Richmond, what comes to mind?

Diesel: Ahhh Man, its so much. Humility, confidence, steadfastness; the guy was solid all the way across the board, on and off the court.

MannofStat: No doubt.

Diesel: But, let me say this Maestro, if it wasn’t for God and death row b-ball, I don’t know where my focus would be. When I didn’t have anything to look forward to, I can always look forward to the competition and competitiveness of b-ball.

MannofStat: Respect.

Diesel: Aight.

MannofStat: Your squad, Mayhem, is the top seed going into the playoffs. You’ve got them amped with that Mayhem pregame chant, but will it be enough to win the chip this year?.

Diesel.: Well, we both know that the playoffs is a new season. Anybody in this tournament can be beat and its been proven during the regular season. We have to focus on the defensive side of the ball. And maintain our roles without distraction. If we can establish this throughout the playoffs we’ll have a very good chance of bringing home the chip.

MannofStat: Well said Dunn. Is it anything else you’d like your fellow ballers and the masses to be aware of?

Diesel: ….AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Mayhem!

MannofStat: (Laughs) it must be game time, cause that’s what’s up. Mayhem is definitely in the building. Ya heard?

Be Easy,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Bringing the Heat: Week 5 Rap Session

B-ballers,

What’s good?

The 5th week of our regular season is officially in the books. This season has been so addictive; I was compelled to return to the court this weekend. It felt good being back in the trenches. Ya heard? I mean, throwing lobs to The Phenom, running the break with Bigg Dogg and encouraging my man Mr. Skeeta to look for his shot is all second nature to me. But, competing against fellow ballaholics like: Lil Magic, Runny Ray, The General and Pitt Bull feeds the physical side of my passion for this game.

It was the perfect appetizer to today’s rap session with refined b-ball enthusiast Mr. J.T. Now, I’m old school like block parties and penny candy, but the principal is about to feed our mental. Na mean?

MannofStat: J.T. What’s good?

J.T.: I’m well Mr. Mann. How are you?

MannofStat: I’m aight. Gotta Keep on Swinging. Na mean?

J.T.: I know exactly what you mean.

MannofStat: From the door, let’s inform the masses of how long you’ve been on the row.

J.T.: Moving into my 24th year. Ouch!

MannofStat: I feel your pain my man. My 13 years haven’t been without its scars either. Na mean?

J.T.: True indeed. Basketball has definitely been good for us.

MannofStat: Speaking of, basketball was a mere recreation back in the day. Explain to the masses how this b-ball tournament affects the death row population.

J.T.: You know, I really wish it had been mere recreation for all of us. But, for some those with less talent and limited skills, it became a place for derision, by some with plenty of talent but smaller minds. The limited time access didn’t help at all.

MannofStat: Aight. So what’s the prognosis now?

J.T.: Well, as far as now, I couldn’t be happier. The tournament turns everyone into a Zen practitioner, if only for that short period of time. Nobody is losing themselves to the past, nor running after a future.

MannofStat: Well, don’t stop now; you’ve got my high beams on J.T. Continue to educate.

J.T.: We, all of us, individually yet collectively dwell happily in the present moment. Now, as I am a practicing Buddhist, I couldn’t be more pleased as I am when I witness and live these events. Being in the moment/tournament is very liberating and rewarding.

MannofStat: Is it possible for us to make our tournament even better?

J.T.: It would be nice if we could have more input in all areas. More prep time, you know? Maybe get some film as this program may not exist in the next few years. Just opening up the yard for everyone to view the games that we all might rise.

MannofStat: That’s what’s up! But tell me, who did you watch growing up?

J.T.: “The Big O,” Willis Reed and “Lord” Bill Russell to name a few. These guys were not only talented to the 9th degree; they made it a point to bring everyone on the court with them. That made them all better players. You know what I’m taling about?

MannofStat: No doubt.

J.T.: These days, I find myself more focused on the coaching, but I have a question for you.

MannofStat: Aight, spit.

J.T.: Do you think Pat Riley will come down from the front office to coach again this season?

MannofStat: It’s highly possible. I remember Pat Riley in the 80’s, when he was coaching the “Showtime” Lakers. His competitiveness is unending, so you know he’s getting tired of hearing about Phil Jackson’s 11 championship rings. Feel me?

J.T.: Yes, indeed.

MannofStat: Thanks for stopping by J.T.

J.T.: It’s been my pleasure, Mr. Mann. Thanks for the inclusion

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (Fuego) Day 13


B-ballers,


What it do?

Leadership is demonstration. It’s not announced. As ball players, we have to recognize that a team’s decorum can dictate success or it can foreshadow failure. With 4 games remaining in our regular season, it’s only natural for individual frustrations to set in. But, as men we have to surmount individualism, repel the wiles of pettiness and focus on attaining our ultimate goal. Winning on the court or in life, no matter how difficult the task, winning is always an option, because every truly great accomplishment is at first impossible. Na mean?

In game 1, The Realest (1-9) nearly pulled off the upset of the year. With 7 seconds to play, Eddie-B shot a jumper from the left corner that rolled off the rim at the buzzer. The dance of the ball brought the entire rec yard to its feet. It just wasn’t meant to be, because The Realest suffered their 9th defeat.

Silk Money led The Realest and all scorers with 23 points (5/9 from the stripe). The Realest went into the break down by 1, but they started the 2nd half with an 8-0 run, that blind-sided team Gatlins (9-2). The Realest led by as much as 10. Big man, Pit Bull generated his 2nd double/double of the season (10 points and 10 boards). He also had 2 assists and 1 block. Concrete snatched 11 boards for the 2nd straight game, but The Realest couldn’t hold off the Gatlins late game surge. Lil’ Magic and Heart-N-Soul played with the bumps and bruises of a physical regular season, but their youth movement paid the bills, giving HBO and Showtime the opportunity to thrill us with another suspenseful finish.

In the 1st half, Lil’ Magic and Heart-N-Soul combined for 12 points. Billy Ho was on fire scoring 10 points (2 treys) in the 1st half. He finished with 14 points, 2 rebounds and 2 steals. “Streets” was eating rebounds like Pac-Man, tallying a career best 11 boards. This “Youth Movement” sparked death row’s version of HBO and Showtime, to generate 21 of the team’s 26 second half points. Lil’ Magic finished with 18 points (3/4 from the stripe), 9 rebounds, 1 assist and 1 steal. Heart-N-Soul contributed 15 points, 6 rebounds, and 1 steal. As a team, Gatlins shot 6/21 from the stripe. Ugh I smell fish, but the Gatlins prevailed, 55-54.

Game 2, Mayhem (10-1) vs Elixir (3-7). The Phenom not only stayed true to his scoring prowess, but he also tied his career high by dishing out 8 dimes. He finished with 27 points, 8 rebounds, 8 dimes and 1 steal. Scoop stuffed the stat sheet with 14 points, 11 boards, 6 dimes, 3 steals and 8 monster swats ( 16 in 2 games). The Human Eraser has 49 blocks this season. That is 10 better than last year’s total and he still has one more regular season game to play. This defensive statement is clear, going into the playoffs. If you’re scared to dance, stay away from the “Monster’s Ball.” Ya heard?

The Diesel has made a difference for team Mayhem in all 3 games this week. Today he finished with 10 points (8 in the 1st half), 7 rebound, 4 assists and 1 steal playing a major role in Mayhem’s 60-47 victory over team Elixir.

Elixir was led by the unselfish efforts of Bigg Dogg. He tallied 12 points, 17 boards, and 2 assists. One day after snatching 18 boards against the 2nd seed Gatlins, proving that in big games the Bigg Dogg is all bite and no bark. Word is bond!

“The Gem” produced his 1st double/double of the season, tallying 12 points, 10 boards and 2 steals. Playing with an injured right hand, J-Rock contributed 10 points (4/4 from the stripe), 12 boards, 2 assists, 1 steal and 1 block. Elixir outrebounded Mayhem 49 to 33, but team Mayhem’s 21 assist was the deciding factor. That’s what’s up!

The votes at the table came down to the wire b-ballers. It’s been a great week for death row b-ball. Mr. Blue, Froggy-Frogg, El-Indio and I concluded that there was no one Player of the Week. Scoop and The Diesel combined for 15 points, 7 rebounds, 7 assists and 3 steals in the 1st half of today’s contest. Both were key to all 3 victories this week, so congrats to these teammates for being week 5’s co-Players of the Week.

Nuff Said,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (Mid-Week Special) Day 12

Eighty-two degrees and sunny. The ball is in the air and they’re off and runnin.’ Game 1 featured team 2 Mayhem vs team 3 Ruffnex. Mayhem pushed out to an early 8 point lead with monster swats by Scoop (10 points, 8 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal and 8 blocks) and steals by The Phenom (29 points, 5 rebounds, 3 assists, 6 steals and 1 block) leading to easy transition baskets. Defensive adjustments by the Ruffnex kept the score close throughout the half, but defense must become a way of life not merely a pastime whenever The Phenom is on the floor. He dominated the first half with (18 points, 3 rebounds, 2 assists and 3 steals) and Mayhem lead by ten at the half 36-26.


The 2nd half began with the Ruffnex in total disarray on the defensive end-going down 14 44-30, but once again, a gut-check on D and the emergence of E-Smoove who hit 11 of his 16 points in the 2nd half kept it tight. The Ruffnex has a well balanced attach getting solid performances from Geezy (15 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assists and 1 steal) Bucktown (14 points, 3 rebounds, 1 assist and 1 block) and Chubsta, “The Carpenter” owned the boards finishing with 15 to go with his 15 points and 2 assists.

But, Mayhem refused to fold. The wily veteran, Diesel, (10 points, 4 rebounds, 1 assist and 1 steal) came up with one clutch shot after another to keep the game just out of reach. The Ruffnex would eventually cut the lead to one with :23.5 seconds to play, but turnovers which plagued the Ruffnex all game and clutch free throws by The Phenom and The Blanket (7 points, 4 rebounds, 4 assists and 1 steal) sealed the deal for Mayhem 65-62.

Game 2 featured team 1 Gatlins vs team 5 Elixir. The Gatlins started with Big Henry filling in for Coach Slick Rick and Jimi-Jam starting for Elixir in place of Lil’ Bison due to religious services. Elixir opens with an elaborate defensive scheme devised by Coach Red denying the ball to the Gatlins main two scorers, Lil’ Magic (19 points, 13 rebounds, 5 assists, 4 steals and 1 block) and Heart-N-Soul (14 points, 13 rebounds, 5 assists and 5 steals).

The strategy seemed to be effective early however dominant play in the post by Nasty Nas (15 points, 11 rebounds, 1 assist and 1 block) and Tool Man (10 points, 7 rebounds, 1 assist and 2 steals) and a hard fall by Elixir’s star player J-Rock who sustained a cut on his shooting hand, but went on to finish the game wearing a glove over the cut – could not forestall a rout 73-50.

The story of the day however was the impassioned determined and inspired play by Bigg Dogg (19 points, 18 rebounds and 4 assists) and injured star J-Rock (9 points, 5 assists, 4 steals and 2 blocks).

Regardless of the score, they challenged every shot, were master facilitators and played textbook ball from the opening tip to the final horn. A testament to The Blueprint, Earl Richmond, who’s M.O. was being a man of character and playing unselfish team basketball. R.I.P. big homie. We are forever grateful and we will never forget. Your legacy lives on.

See you at the table.

Mr. Blue
Copyright © 2010 by Paul Brown

Monday, October 18, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (Humidity) Day 11

B-ballers,

What’s poppin’?

Twenty-two games are in the books. Eight contests remain in our 2010 regular season. Today’s final meeting of the regular season between team Mayhem (8-1) and team Gatlins (7-2) was an excellent showcase of what this year’s postseason has in store. As a b-ball fiend, I always enjoy watching Lil Magic and The Phenom compete, but as a person I applaud their personal tributes to the blueprint of our league, Earl J. Richmond, aka “E”(R.I.P).

Lil Magic paid homage to The Blueprint at the 19:29 mark of the 1st half. A southpaw, Lil’ Magic shot his 1st free throw attempt right-handed. The Phenom acknowledged The Blueprint in a similar fashion with 31 seconds to play. As the ball left the fingertips of his left hand, he spoke The Blueprint’s name, just loud enough for the scorer’s table to hear. That’s what’s up!

Lil’ Magic was on target from downtown early. He knocked down 5 treys in the 1st half. His Gatlins led by as much as 14 points near the end of the 1st half. Lil’ Magic went into the recess with a monstrous line: 18 points, 7 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal and 1 block and his Gatlins led 35-25.

The 2nd half belonged to team Mayhem. Savvy play by The Phenom and well respected veteran The Diesel, led a surge that chipped away at the Gatlins double digit lead. The two combined for 33 of the 43 second half points scored by team Mayhem. Diesel cut the lead to 6 with 11:03 to play. He also hit 4/5 clutch free throws down the stretch to put the game out of reach for the Gatlins. He finished with 12 points (10 in the 2nd half), 3 rebounds, 4 dimes, 1 steal and 1 block. The Phenom tallied 38 points (11/11 from the stripe), 10 boards, 2 assists, 6 thefts and 1 block. The Phenom has scored 306 points in 9 games played, giving him a commanding 34 point average with 3 games remaining in the regular season. Monster ballin,’ indeed.

The reigning Defensive Player of the Year, Scoop, anchored Mayhem’s comeback with his vintage “Human Eraser” presence. He tallied 7 points, 17 boards (career best), 2 assists, 2 steals and 6 monster swats (3rd time this season). J-Dubb and The Blanket combined for 11 points, 8 rebounds and 3 assists respectively. Controlling their own destiny, Mayhem won this game in an impressive fashion, 68-59.

Lil’ Magic led the Gatlins with 29 points (5/7 from the stripe), 13 boards, 4 dimes, 2 steals and 1 block. Heart-N-Soul finished with 19 points (11 in the 1st half), 3 rebounds, 1 assist and 4 thefts. Coach Slick Rick, needs to use this loss as motivation to fuel his team going into the postseason. Real talk.

In game 2, the Ruffnex (3-6) put this one away early The Realest (1-8) may go into the postseason with a single victory. Their final 3 games are against the two top-seeded squads and a hungry team Eleixir (3-5). Today’s contest was over before it started. The Ruffnex led 36-18 at the break.

Bucktown led team Ruffnex with a career best, 33 points (21 in the 2nd half). He also produced 13 rebounds, (season high), 4 assists, 4 thefts and 2 blocks, giving him his 4th double/double of the season. He has tallied averages of 15.2 points, 7.6 rebounds, 1.6 steals and 1.6 blocks for the regular season.

Chubsta, aka “The Carpenter” tied his own record, snatching 22 boards. He also contributed 7 points, 2 assists, 3 steals and 2 blocks. The Carpenter is averaging 15.7 rebounds per game. E-Smoove and Geezy combined for 33 points, 6 rebounds, 3 assists, 6 thefts and 2 blocks, for much needed team Ruffnex victory. The final was 79-41. Ouch!

Silk Money led The Realest with 14 points, 8 rebounds, 1 assist and 2 steals. The Realest were outrebounded 57-39 and outsourced in the 2nd half, 43-23. Wow!

I’ll see you at the table b-ballers. Until then, Holla if ya hear me.

Stay Up,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Bringing the Heat Week 4 Rap Session

B-ballers,

What it do?

Basketball can be about physical dominance (Dwight Howard). It can be about athleticism (Dwayne Wade. At times, b-ball is a chess match between infinite b-ball IQs (Phil Jackson and Glenn “Doc” Rivers). But, the end result is always about having a good time. Na mean?

Certain ballers draw the spectator’s attention as soon as they step on the court. In some cases, if these “fan favorites” are not on the court, the spectators will shout the player’s name until the coach decide to put the requested player into the game. The fanfare on the row can be very persuasive. Word is bond!

These “fan favorites” inspire others, not because they’re the most athletic or physically imposing. They inspire others through their efforts and willingness to be a line in a chain known as death row b-ball. The integrity of this chain is what makes us who we are. Whether it is running the figure eight drill with J-Rock and Bigg Dogg or shooting free throws with The General. Death row b-ball is a language of its own and despite the different characters and backgrounds amongst us; it’s the language that solidifies the integrity of our chain. Ya heard?

Hear the voices of two links in our b-ball chain. This week’s Player of the Week, “Jimi-Jam” and the embodiment of team spirit, “Ernie."

MannofStat: What’s good fellas?

Jimi-Jam: What’s up, homeboy?

Ernie: What’s up?

MannofStat: Aight Jam. Let’s clear the air. You’re from Asheville, NC. Why do you call me your homeboy?

Jimi-Jam: Because I used to live in Philly. Mr. Doobie Greenwood is my kinfolk. 17th and Chew. Oh, excuse me, is that cool if I give a shout out?

MannofStat: Cooler than a fan, Jam.

Jimi-Jam: Thank you man. I’m just happy to be here.

MannofStat: Ernie, you’ve been a part of this tournament for years. What do you find exciting about death row b-ball?

Ernie: I love the game. The thrill of being able to compete with the best is what excites me the most. I’m old and slow, but I’m grateful to be able to get out there and participate. Just doing my job to help my team.

Jimi-Jam: Yeah man, I kind of feel like that too, but this week every time I stepped on the court I felt like I could score 30 points, steal 5 balls, block 6 shots and snatch 10 rebounds.

MannofStat: (Laughs) Easy Jame, you’re old-school man. You really think you can put it down like that?

Jimi-Jam: Even better homeboy.

MannofStat: How much better?

Jimi-Jam: I’m so fired up at game time homeboy, I feel like I could score 60 points in 40 minutes.

MannofStat: Wow! That’s what’s up! Now back to reality (Laughs).

Jimi-Jam: C’mon homeboy (Laughs).

MannofStat: Ernie, tell me how death row b-ball has made a difference in your life?

Ernie: I’m learning about the game from the best players in the league. I’ve been able to apply these same lessons to my everyday life.

MannofStat: Give me an example.

Ernie: To play as a team, you can’t be selfish and with us living together, here on the row, we can’t be selfish because we’re all in the same boat. Regardless of our individual situations, we’re still on the same team.

MannofStat: Respect. I got my high beams on Ernie. I can definitely see you. Ya heard?

Jimi-Jam: MannofStat, let me bless the masses with a freestyle.

MannofStat: Nah Jam, we’re on the 3rd strike.

Jimi-Jam: 3rd strike?

MannofStat: Yeah, we out.

Stay up,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Friday, October 8, 2010

Bringing the Heat: Mid-Week Special Day 10

Game 1 Mayhem vs The Realest – A slugfest. The Realest went down 9-2 early and did not score their first FG until 9:32 of the first half. But, they were able to stay in the game due to the brilliant defensive strategy by Coach T.C. Campbell of denying the ball to Marcus “The Phenom” Mitchell and smothering him with a constant double-team. The score was tied at 14 with 6:09 to play in the 1st half and The Realest swarming to the ball with tenacious, in your face, team D.


We went to the half tied 24-24. Second half fire! The defensive pressure got turned up a notch for some high intensity hoops. Stacey “Scoop” Tyler was held to 4 points, but was solid across the board as usual with (11 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal and 3 blocks). And, John “J Dub” Williams and Roger “The Blanket” Blankeney stepped it up for Mayhem combining for a much needed (12 points and 10 rebounds).

Foul trouble plagued the Realest throughout the contest. And you cannot stop the Phenom; you can only hope to contain him. And he began to get loose, finding his range from downtown then slashing inside for easy baskets and making his free throws to finish with a modest, for him, (24 points, 9 rebounds and 2 assists). James “Silk Money” Little, III finished with a game high (25 points, 11 rebounds 2 assists, 1 steal and 2 blocks) and seemed to make plays from every spot on the floor. But, the double-team was called off in the closing minutes due to foul trouble which was the turning point in this 50-46 thriller. A losing effort for The Realest, but a gutty, stand-up performance. They were outmanned, but they manned up!

Game 2 Elixir vs Ruffnex: the rivalry continues. This game became a rivalry when Elixir forfeited an earlier win over the Ruffnex on a controversial call. There was a little extra incentive on each possession. Jeremy “J-Rock” Murrell came back early from a head injury last week requiring stitches. He was tentative in the early going, but then exploded with a spectacular performance going (17 points, 15 rebounds, 3 assists and 6 steals). Poetry in motion with the rock; good to see ya back out there kid!

Paul “Lil Bison” Cummings came to the game donning his warrior headband and a warrior mentality with aggressive play on both ends. It was a one point game at the half. Eddie “E-Smoove” Taylor (16 points, 5 rebounds, 1 assist and 5 blocks) seemed to be able to score at will, but ironically was not a major part of the offense. And, Mitchell “The Carpenter” Holmes dominated in the paint with 18 boards (6 points, 4 assists and 2 steals). However, the Ruffnex are prone to mental errors.

The odds-on favorites to play for the chip at the beginning of the season, the Ruffnex are a team that can’t seem to get out of its own way. Still, anybody’s game late when out of nowhere, James “Jimmy Jam” Morgan nailed back-to-back bombs from treysville, also adding a clutch turnaround jumper to push team Elixir out to a 5 point lead and provide the spark needed to pull away. Final score, 45-41 Elixir, but it’s not over. These teams will meet again on the last day of the season… Bring your fire suit!

Player of the week honors go to: James “Jimmy Jam” Morgan. In the absence of injured team leader Jeremy “J-Rock” Murrell, Jam stepped his game up with a career high (16 points, 4 rebounds and 1 assist), and came up huge today in crunch time to help team Elixir go 2-0 for the week. His energy and spirit are unmatched. Congratulations Jam, you always got the green light and that’s the Blue-View. No games tomorrow; flames Monday-bring it!

Mr. Blue
Copyright © 2010 by Paul Brown

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Bringing the Heat: (Humidity) Day 9

B-ballers, what’s good?

We’ve passed the half-way mark of our regular season. The good weather has been a blessing indeed. This season is progressing much faster than last year’s “Wet Season,” much too fast for your MannofStat. I’ll hate when this season comes to a close. But, I’ll definitely find comfort in knowing that the monumental statement death row b-ball is making will be like the timeless lyricism in Tupac Shukur’s music. It will be a hot topic for generations to come. Feel me?

For the second time this season, the 7-1 Gatlins faced the 2-5 Ruffnex. The last time these two teams met, it resulted in a 61-56 Gatlins win. A tight game, no doubt. The first half of this one resembled their first meeting. Gatlins led at the break 29-28, but Phillip “Lil Magic” Davis brought the heat coming out of the recess. He scored 9 of the Gatlins’ first 11 points of the 2nd half. He finished with a healthy line; 22 points, (3/4 from the stripe), 9 rebounds, 6 dimes and 5 thefts.

Martin “Heart-N-Soul” Richardson surpassed his own b-ball brilliance by tallying 10 thefts, a career high, and one better than his previous record of 9. His total contributions were, 22 points, (8/10 from the stripe), 9 rebounds, 4 assists, and 10 thefts. As a team, Gatlins recorded 18 thefts, 15 between Lil Magic and Heart-N-Soul. Without a doubt, death row’s version of HBO and Showtime featured the blockbuster, “The Prince of Thieves” at this morning’s Humidity session. Ya heard?

The Gatlins won this one 64-48, but the Ruffnex got mass production from the explosive combination of “TNT.” Eddie “E-Smoove” Taylor produced his 3rd double/double of the season. He finished with 22 points, 12 boards, 3 assists and 4 swats. In two games against the Gatlins, he’s averaging 26 points, 13.1 rebounds, 2.1 assists, and 3.1 blocks. The second half of this explosive duo, Rodney “Bucktown” Taylor recorded his 3rd double/double of the season as well. Today’s 11 points, 10 boards, 2 assists, 2 steals and 4 swats, gives him season averages of 13 points, 7.1 rebounds, 1.5 assists, 1.3 steals and 1.5 blocks.

Game 2 saw team Elixir produce their 2nd win of the season. They were without their 1st team All-World selection Jeremy “J-Rock” Murrell. He’s still recovering from the eye injury he suffered in last week’s “Fuego” session. Compensating for the loss of his 19.1 points per game average would be a challenge, but Chris “Bigg Dogg” Gregory was up to the task.

The BiggDogg stepped off the porch to contribute 17 points, (13 in the 1st half), 6 rebounds, 1 assist and 2 steals, but the x-factor for team Elixir turned out to be James “Jimmy-Jam” Morgan. He finished the day with a season high 16 points (2 treys and 2/3 from the stripe). He also contributed 4 rebounds and 1 assist. David “Bo” Williams finished with 12 points, 8 rebounds, 1 assist, 2 steals and 2 blocks. Paul “Lil Bison” Cummings came through with 11 points and 1 steal to cap a 61-58 Elixir victory.

The stats say The Realest should’ve won this game. They outrebounded team Elixir 53-26 (3 players with double digit rebounds). James “Silk Money” Little, III tallied 22 points (16 in the 1st half), 9 rebounds, 4 assists, 1 steal and 1 block. Warren “Pitt Bull” Gregory produced his first double/double of the year with 12 points (2/2 from the stripe), 12 boards and 1 assist. Shawn “The General” Bonnett finished with 10 points, 13 boards (a career best), 4 assists, 1 steal and 1 block. Elrico “Concrete” Fowler contributed 8 points (4/6 from the stripe), 13 boards, 1 assist and 1 block.

The Realest led 37-36 at the half. Team Elixir was grasping onto a 55-54 lead with 1:42 to play, but frustration caused a momentum shift in favor of team Elixir. Obviously team Elixir had the antidote for the absence of J-Rock, but they will need him if they plan on improving to 3-5 when they face 2-5, team Ruffnex. The last time they met, it resulted in the Ruffnex winning by forfeit. I can feel the Heat already. Na mean?

Catch me at the table b-ballers. I’m out lie Glenn Chapman.

One,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann

Monday, October 4, 2010

Bringing the Heat: Week 3 Rap Session


B-ballers, what it do?

 
Shot-blocking is a dimension of basketball that is too often underrated. At times, this critical dimension of the game can be written off as mere stoppage of play, but shot-blocking is so much more than that.

Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberlin changed the game with his ability to block shots, but Bill Russell mastered this craft and used it as the driving force to win 9 chips in 11 years. Real talk. I spent some time with two of our league’s premier shot-blockers, Stacey “Scoop” Tyler, aka “The Human Eraser” and Eddie “E-Smoove” Taylor, aka “The Delete Technician.” Not many shots go uncontested when these ballers are on the floor. Na mean?

MannofStat: Scoop, what’s good?

Scoop: Yeah, what up?

MannofStat: E-Smoove, how you?

E-Smoove: I’m good Dawg.

MannofStat: Who was the best shot-blocker ever?

Scoop: Without question, Hakeem, “The Dream” Olajuwon. 3,830 blocks. Nuff said.

E-Smoove: Well, the stats say The Dream, but in my mind Dikembe Mutombo was the greatest. When you saw that finger, you knew what it was. That was intimidation man.

Sccop: Yeah, but what appealed to me is the manner in which The Dream handled his. No screams, no pointing, no finger waving, just playing ball and waiting on the next opportunity.

MannofStat: Aight, I can see both sides of that ball, but Bill Russell was like the Picasso of shot-blocking. I mean, changing the course of a shot and turning it into an opportunity for your team to score is definitely something special. Feel Me?

Scoop: I agree. Bill Russell made shot-blocking an art. When you think about it, everything must be done with precision; timing that release, the moment of lift-off and the brutal assault on the ball. To do that intact, makes one the creator of “art” in motion.

MannofStat: Okay, Playa (Laughs). Break out the scuba gear, cause we’re about to get deeper than oceanography. Ya heard?

All: (Laughs)

MannofStat: Real talk. E-Smoove, you gotta spit some real on this emotional rollercoaster you and team Ruffnex have been on these last two weeks. I mean, you was doing it in week one, averaging 24 points and 10 boards. How do you get back to that form?

E-Smoove: I just wanna win, Dawg. If the numbers come, they come. I love the game. The 1st week we just played ball and had fun. Then emotions came into play and it showed in the team’s performance.

MannofStat: In saying that, where does this team rank compared to other teams you’ve played on?

E-Smoove: By far, this is the best team I’ve been on and Big Bank is the best coach I’ve played under. All we need to do is come together and we’ll win.

MannofStat: Has ballin on the row made a difference in your life?

E-Smoove: No doubt, without it, this would be an all day soap opera. These are the days of our lives. As the world turns on death row. Know what I’m sayin’?

All: (Laughs)

Scoop: “The Blueprint” taught me that every team starts with one person willing to sacrifice for others. To lead the way you want to be led. I have great respect and appreciation for Earl “E” Richmond (R.I.P.) [“Bringing the Heat: Fuego A Tribute” – 9/15/10 (http://www.balltilwefall.blogspot.com/)]. I love the game. It’s one place where everyone becomes that leader and are led.

E-Smoove: True indeed. Big-ups to “Big E.” R.I.P. Dawg. It’s because of you I love death row b-ball. Your memory lives on.

MannofStat: Can’t stop won’t stop. Word is bond!

 
One,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2010 by Leroy Elwood Mann