Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Draft Day Review...For Real

B-ballers,

What it do?
The 2k11 b-ball draft, for death row, has finally come to fruition.  The testosterone reached high levels in the barbershop today.  The hot topics were coaches and players.
This season we’ll go with 4 teams instead of 5.  Team 1 (Quiet Storm) will be coached by Big Bo.  This will be his second stint as a head coach.  His last employment was in 2008.  He coached team “Fast Forward” to a historical championship appearance.  Only to come up short to a Lil’ Magic within a Dark Cloud.  Na mean?
Speaking of “Lil Magic,” he’ll be taking his talents to the sidelines this season.  The injury bug has been a consistent pest for Lil’ Magic this past offseason.  So he’ll take the reins as head coach of team 2 (Chaos) this year.
Coaching team 3 (Hustle) will be the savvy veteran coach, Smoke Digga.  His last championship run was in 2007 with the high powered, Undertakerz.  Team 4 (Silver Backs) will be led by 1st time head coach, Lil’ Chris.  We’ll see if he can ignite the beast within his “Silver Backs.” Ya heard?
The first 3 picks of this year’s draft came as no surprise.  Big Bo took the “All Everything” of last season’s “Bringing the Heat” tournament, “The Phenom,” with the number 1 pick.  Lil Magic selected “Silk Money” at number 2.  Smoke-Digga initiated an “Undertakerz” reunion when he selected “J-Rock” at number 3.
The surprise pick in this year’s draft was the rookie big man, “SunChild.”  Lil’ Chris chose the rookie’s lingth and rebounding prowess over two former defensive players of the year recipients as well as the always emphatic big man, known as “The Carpenter.”
Lil’ Magic and his team, Chaos have employed the services of “The Carpenter” this season.  There’s no question “The Carpernter” will be tightening his tool belt and marking the dates his team Chaos will face the Silver Backs.  That’s what’s up!
“Concrete Soul” is the title for this season’s b-ball festivities.  Hopefully we’ll play 3 days a week.  If so, the top of the week will be known as the “Bassline” session.  Scripted by yours truly.  Mr. Blue will handle the Mid-Week Special, (The Blue View), and I’ll close out the week with the “Chorus” session.  Aight?
This season may be special for some and it might be a migraine for others, but remember this:  The best teammate is someone who takes responsibility for the energy they bring to a particular space.  Feed on that b-ballers. 
Until next time, I’m out like the 43rd president.
Stay Up,

MannofStat
Copyright © 2011 by Leroy Elwood Mann

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